Posted by franz4000
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
Giving me everything
(Source: the-anal-rapist, via waytoooldforthis)
true desperation presented in a single image
In early times a settler tried to convince a native elder of the majestic civilization of England and how it was superior to his natural infrastructure. The elder replied “If your land is truly better, why then do you run away from it? —
This entire article gave me chills, in a nice warm way.
All this technology is making us antisocial. [via]
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via noonaneomuhomo)